He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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