just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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