You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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