"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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