I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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