I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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