Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I think my moral compass just broke
I have post one night stand depression
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