I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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