Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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