at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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