Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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