We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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