love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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