TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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