I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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