I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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