no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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