Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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