Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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