I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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