When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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