can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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