I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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