I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Come see our sink grown plant.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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