yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Still dying that you shit outside
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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