Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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