they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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