Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
operation harelip BJ is a go
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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