I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
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no you cant smoke seaweed
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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