i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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