he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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