we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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