i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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