to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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