it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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