Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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