oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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