K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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