We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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