Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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