you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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