do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You were trust falling into bushes
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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