it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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