so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize