Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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