So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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