I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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