What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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