a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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This baby is an asshole
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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