Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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