have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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