I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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