Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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